It’s a self portrait daddy
Hey girl, you know I got a thing for other dachshunds, maybe you and me can go share a tennis ball
Daddy thought he could catch me in my secret sitting pose. BUT I STOPPED THAT!
Stretchin’ in the kitchin’
This car ride with the windows open is making me cold
Why you gotta wake me up daddy, it’s 11 in the morning
Daddy, you know I hate road trips, I feel icky